gurls just wanna have funn >;0
decided to make myself sad hahah :,D
i have never seen something more clearly written by a straight white male
Esterhazy Palace, Hungary.
Super Hotel Tokyo, 2008
*mom voice* honey, i found your yaoi doujinshis. *holds them up* i took the liberty of replacing them with some real material *opens a drawer to reveal 800 yuri doujinshis*
GUYS COLORED BRAS ARE NOW BANNED IN MY VOLLEYBALL TEAM BC YOU CAN KINDA SEE THEM THROUGH THE SHIRT AND OUR MALE COACHES DON’T FIND IT ACCEPTABLE BC IT’S DISTRACTING WHY ARE THEY OVERSEXUALIZING BRAS ON UNDERAGE GIRLS THEY’RE FUCKING BRAS WHY DO I HAVE TO BE TOLD WHAT TYPE OF FUCKING UNDERGARMENTS TO USE I’M SORRY I DIDN’T PAY CLOSER ATTENTION TO WHAT EVERYONE WAS TALKING ABOUT WHERE THE FUCK DO I SIGN UP FOR THE WHOLE FEMINIST MOVEMENT THING AND SHIT OH MY GO D
The National Guard deployment being hailed as some kind of positive change is horrifying and I know most of y’all know this but it’s important to remind people that the Guard literally exists as an internal army to fight labor strikes and workers movements in the interest of capital.
If I consider you a close friend chances are I’m gonna be at least a little gay with you
Don’t be scared. I’m a shapeshifter too!